"Where is my Edward Cullen?"
"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"
"Where is my Christian Grey?"
For your sake, jail I hope.
I love you, Lucas. And I probably always will. But we go days without having a meaningful conversation and I used to miss you so much when that happened.. but it never seemed like you missed me. And I guess because of it I stopped missing you.
Paul Wesley - Season 5 Gag Reel